Don't Panic! Don't Panic!
We are looking for someone to help us out with the Caption Competition.
I don't really have a lot of time at the moment as I'm frantikly, frantickely, goddamnit, franticly trying to get my next book finished before my publishers completely lose interest.... (more)
We really must close CC#63... are you there or have you been kidnapped by henchmen of a white-cat-petting besmocked, bemonocled bald bad guy on a secret island lair with subterranean satellite silos? In Sicily? Syracuse? Sapporo? Saidpur? Salford, even?
I will ask you 'zis only one more time! Wher...(more)